Sunday, July 24, 2011

Zata. You got my Money?

So much has gone on, so many stories to tell, no John not Penthouse letters, adventures abound, chaos everywhere, somehow I'm surviving.

Hope I can beat:

The United States of America

vs.

Donald A. Wade Jr.

I mean State of Florida or State of Massachusetts or State of Missouri (yes they all filed) but the United States of America? Guess I shouldn't post about not liking the IRS or the Federal Government.

I regress.

I hadn't thought about it in a long time but I think my favorite female name is Alicia. Thankfully I learned to spell it properly. I met Alisha during the 4th of July weekend (story and pics to follow, some have been seen on twitter.) and made the Alicia comments and how she almost had the coolest name but just didn't get there,(neither did I duh) but anyway, I think Alicia is a great name. Hi Alicia.

Saturday. Saturday night. Sunday morning. Man you would have thought Jungle Juice was involved but nope, just my normal idiocy. Perhaps I was even cock blocked by a Grandma. WTF. Really. She needed you to tell her to stop drooling over me and my eyes and charm...and slurring. Damn girl, those five divorces will make a grandma bitter no? I do remember saying....never mind.

Hello, is this the AA Intergroup? Yes? Oops wrong number.

No regrets right.

Balls to the wall.

Ya Throm (no link he doesn't post anymore), I own you some pics. Keep your "hat" on dick.

Be well all.

Miami Don

post script. Sorry for the getaway of parenthesis. Next time (if I learn) I'll rip the shit out of colons but not semi colons.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Beautiful Goodbye

**Perhaps start this song as your read this**

Beautiful Goodbye

Well Beautiful,

I'll always love you. There will never be a day that goes by in the rest of my life that I won't think about you and the love we shared. I know deep down in my soul that your heart belongs to me, even though we'll never be together. I'm sorry I was much too late and for that I'll always rue.

You are a such a gorgeous and beautiful woman and I know at this time the only thing I have to offer is that thump in your heart, that lump in your throat, the feeling inside of you, and that dream, that dream of the white knight, that prince charming, the man who makes all your emotional and physical dreams come true and hopefully that man that comes to get you in four short years.

Also, there are too many circumstances to prevent you from totally giving yourself to me Beautiful. I get it. I understand. It's that reason I bid you a fond farewell. I can only hope that I've made half as much as an impact in your life that you've made in mine. I've never loved til I met you, I've never given myself completely until I met you, I've never longed to be with somebody until I met you, and I will probably never ever feel this way about another woman.

I'll cherish every moment, I'll always look back at you with the utmost respect, but with all of my heart I must say goodbye.

Goodbye Beautiful,

I will always love you,

Always and Forever,

Don

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Desire

Desire!

This says it all. Wade with the weak side block, LeBron crawling on the floor, taps it to Udonis also on the floor.

Heat win

Monday, May 02, 2011

Heat-Mavs

I had a great day, a really great day. No jungle juice involved either. Just a lot of love from all the right people.

The more I think about it, the more I'm thinking it might be a repeat of '06, the Heat v. the Mavs. Does anybody still remember '06? If not I'll show you a glimpse.


That's got to hurt.

If I remember correctly he still owes me another picture so get that posted please my good friend and fellow asshat JJ. Get it done before we make the same bet.

To me this is the best bet ever. No money exchanged, just buy some gear from the team that just beat you, who you obviously hate, and take that gear in public and show it off and or course if there are no pictures it never happened.

Rock on peeps. I hope everybody is doing well, running well, and most importantly is happy.

Miami Don

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Jungle Juice Part I

So she gave me a little kiss..like this.

Man what a day, it's nearly ten, my buzz is kickin' in full, thank god for sunscreen, and as we all know...Day Drinking Rules.

I woke up early, like 8am, after a greatly needed nine hour sleep. I send some emails back and forth to my baby, handicapped by Spring Break, chatted for a while with a new friend then an old friend, ran some errands, getting some nice NY Strips on sale, got home, ran into my roommate and I said, "Let's go to the pool."

He deals poker at a big named Casino but he's off Monday-Wednesday and he was totally in. He called, Denise and Pat, co-workers to come over and join us. Heck it was 2pm so I figured, what the fuck, haven't done this since the Florida days so I mixed up a batch of Jungle Juice.

I'm sure everybody has a variety of Jungle Juice, mine happens to be extremely potent. Take a big thermus/cooler type and fill it to the brim with ice. Add as much Vodka as you think needed, then add the secret weapon, Tequila. The mix is mostly cranberry, a couple shots of tonic, and a few splashes of Mountain Dew, yes Mountain Dew, Four Loko meets Jungle Juice.

I'll preface this by saying I come from a very fun hard drinking family. Both immediate and extended. Way too many stories to tell but I do no this, it's 50/50 somebody or multiple somebodies get out of hand before the day is out, and as a gambling family, everybody bets on oneself that they won't be the one.

I make the concoction, me and my roommate, L, head to the pool as he awaits his poker dealer friends. We get to the pool and WTF, it's Spring Break. Too many fucking kids running around, not enough supervision but my eyes do lock on to the adults. First thing I see my downstairs caddy-corner neighbors Melissa and Yasmine, my dancer/adult entertainer friends. I haven't seen them so much lately as our schedules don't seem to mesh but it was great to run into them on "Tuesday Afternoon."

Seems my outgoing Midwestern friendly roommate had already met them so we said our "Highs" and pull up some lounge chair next to them. Right there after L's crew pulled up and we had a party going. Okay seven us, let me pull the trump card, Jungle Juice time. "Hey everybody I made a pitcher, it's Tuesday afternoon, we're at the pool and not at work, it's 83 degrees, time for some Jungle Juice. I even think I heard a couple "Hell Ya's" as I pulled the plastic cups out of my backpack.

I made the pours, beaming with glee, (did I just type beaming with glee) and after a long cool mega-sip I surveyed the surroundings. Again too many kids, but I did see too hot woman hanging out so I took my drink, the jug of Jungle Juice, my plastic cups, and definitely my day drinking charm and off I went.

The first one was beautiful. I introduced myself and learned her name was Grace. Such a beautiful name I thought. She was near my age mid-40s hot banging body of a neglected housewife who worked out every day. She was at the pool with a very self sufficient four year old, who was more interested in the hot tub then doing the, "Mom, mom, mom, mom, look, look, look," annoyance that the somewhat older kids seem to do.

I put my hand out and as we shook our eyes met. Something was electric, I swear I felt it tingle throughout my body. I said, "It's Tuesday, your kid looks like he's in good shape, have some Jungle Juice and come join our group." I was afraid it might have been too many strangers, too many strippers but Grace immediately said, "I'd love too." Well let's go baby, I actually put my arm out so she could grab ahold, totally not giving a shit about the wedding ring I spied on her ring finger. I do love married woman as some of you know. I brought her over, grabbed another lounge chair, which I pulled up directly next to mine. She devoured the first cup, quickly asking for a second.

I'll be right back I informed everybody, especially Grace. I took the Jungle Juice, another cup and walked over to the other very hot red-headed woman at the pool. "Hey how are you we're thinking of doing an Adult Swim over there, here is your cup of freedom, would you care to join us?" Of course she readily accepted. Her name was Cara, and I found out soon enough she had three kids, all staying with their dads for the day, she was definitely in. I brought her over, introduced her, and pulled up a lounge chair next to me on the other side of Grace.

The sun was beating down, the Jungle Juice was taking effect, man life was so fucking good. After a half hour I noticed too many 12-13 year olds congregating in our end of the pool. Melissa and Jasmine, twenty something hot strippers with killer bodies, then Grace and Cara, with their banging having kids bodies must have had these youngsters too worked up. My roommate must have noticed the same thing and he got up from his lounge, rushed to the pool and told all the boys, "Get your newly rubbing out dicks out of here," "Let these woman enjoy their day at the pool in peace." They scattered within seconds, their faces beat red, not from the sun, but from total embarrassment. Our whole group cracked up at L, never the shy one, and also from the nearly exhausted Jungle Juice.

As for myself I was equally flirting between Grace and Cara, figuring I work hard enough, I'd be need knee deep in one of them before the sun even set. The Jungle Juice made another round and soon enough, done. The buzzes were flowing hard, we still had a couple hours of sunshine left so I bravely said, "I'm out of Vodka, and Ice but I have some mix, can anybody help with the next batch?"

L seemed to be working hard on Denise, and I'm sure Pat had a tent in his speedo next too the two hot strippers working hard on their tan lines. Sure enough Cara and Grace both said they could help with the next batch. Grace, said I have a great bottle of Effen Vodka, we'll use that and let's go to my house first, my old man, (do I love when they say old man)with be home soon and I'd rather not be there when he does. Fine by me, fine by Cara, fine by all those ready for the next drink of Jungle Juice.

Her son has been quiet and occupied by four or five other kids his age. She runs by and asks the portly woman in the tent of a one piece if she'll look after her son, she has to run home for a minute and will be right back. "Sure," says the woman with a Southern accent unusual to Vegas. Her son barely even notices her, as they are wearing goggles and diving for coins in the deep end of the hot tub. Off we go, my mostly buzzed mind thinking what a good day so far.

We get to Grace's house and she pulls out a full bottle of Vodka, alas no ice. I offer that we'll bring the bottle head to Cara's house get the ice, head to my house get the mix, and we'll be good to go in no time. Grace agrees instantly and excuses herself to go to her bedroom to go "potty" and write her note. She isn't gone for a second when Cara coils herself up to me, wraps her arms around me and lays a big tongue filled kiss right on me.

Not one to be greedy I back her right into the counter, bend her back and devour her mouth with my lips. Holy shit I'm thinking I guess this is the one for tonight, a hot thirty something red head with much initiative. We here Grace coming back, we pull apart, and I take the vodka bottle and hold it right in front of my super hardness. Wow, what the fuck just happened.

Grace is super friendly with both me and Cara. We laugh, joke, and Drunkenly walk over to Cara's place. She has a freezer full of ice which I instantly fill the thermos with. I take the Vodka and pour the entire bottle in, letting it settle in the ice before we go to my house to add the mix, oh and the secret tequila sauce. Cara, like Grace, excuses herself, she needs to call her son quick and take a potty break so off she goes to her bedroom. She isn't gone a second when Grace coils herself up be me, wraps her arms around me and lays a big tongue filled kiss right on me.

Holy shit, this is my lucky fucking day I think as my arms wrap around Graces, tight petite hard body...........

End of part one. Fuck, not used to writing for one hour. I'll continue if you all would like. I'm sure Grace and Cara want to read the end of this. Perhaps Melissa and Yasmine too?

Run well, take life by the balls, and enjoy the hell out of it. Back soon.

Miami Don

Friday, April 15, 2011

Too Long

Been a long week, not much done. Masters weekend, way too much Vodka, not enough food, hopes, dreams, fantasies, some of which may have come true, some I'm not sure if it was dreams, thoughts, pukes, or fucking reality.

Had a dream about Tara, but I woke up with a wicked hangover, way too little words, and me being lame. Another chance Tara? Come on girl, you if anybody knows drinking and excuses.

I did get a shitload of new tweeple. How the fuck they found my drunken feed I'll never know? It's all about networking right, oh and being interesting. I do find myself interesting, some of you do too, I love it.

Might go to LA this weekend. Cards are in town, and Marie is begging/letting it be known. God damn she was so fine, Hope I'm not walking into my demise. Fuck it right, if Marie leads me into the slaughter, I will say, she's the second best ever...My beautiful baby ggb will always be number one, as my tattoo proudly states.

Damn, I bet a bucket list could be in play there. Once my baby gets past what she needs to get past. Don't worry beautiful, I'll be there waiting for you.

Had one the best midnight meals ever with Falstaff and CK. Why it was at the IP, well ask Bayne and Recess, well you can't cause they blew us off.

NBA picks to follow. Don't want to leave them on the end of this. I do have one big dog.

Sorry no new getting laid stories. They're there but next time perhaps.

Run well, be happy, and best of all, tell us some fucking stories.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

Poem Titled #1

Wondering

Who decides a supposed fate

The hell most live in

Embraced, adored

Escape, with ones choice

Weakness, why can't one fight

Always back to comfort

Whatever that may be

Change

Rarely

Unfortunate