Wednesday, July 09, 2008

She was so HOT!!!!!

Post 300. I hope it's worthwhile.

Oh and for you grammar nazis, btw I mispell words all the time, and I'm so in love with comma splices, and what's so awesome is I was an English major in college before I was sadly removed for my liking of alcohol, and yes banging the presidents daughter and my deans wife...shit what are you gonna do. So all you lurkers out there fuck off and get a life.

We'll I've finally emerged from the depths of where Grubby took me Friday night and thankfully when I woke up two days later with the finest Columbian girl one could ever think of wacking off to, even wrong-handed, I was still single. Fuck she's still beautiful and don't tell any of her clients but yes maybe we are an item. How a hot-assed stripper would fall for my charm and boyish good looks after I explained to her I try to play poker for a living and my wallet is basically dry is beyond me. Although all the blogger girls who fancy me probably understand but still.

It was nice to run into Al, who rumor has it walked home from the strip club thankfully too broke for even a cab, Grubby, who interupted my interlude searching for his ever elusive keys, Iggy, who I finally got to sit and get trashed with after many gatherings of missing connections, and yes even hopefully I was a source to his zen like day two achievement, and my man Otis, the best writer amongst us poker bloggers, who indeed bought me a beer, even though we didn't get to chat much.

Speaking of writers, the WSOP has gotten so long even Pauly has dried up and run out of material. Like rehab maybe WSOP writers should only commit to at most 28 days since it's all we probably have in us at one shot. No wonder Michalski comes in late and drunk most days...which does indeed crack me up.

Speaking of late and drunk, why is it that the pot heads look down on the drunks? The best writers in history are drunks or heroin addicts and certainly not pot heads. Regardless, I jest Pauly... all in fun yo, go check out Truckin for the July issue even though my future submissions will definitely get shit canned now that I joked with a friend and an icon.

Oh fuck, I forgot this suppose to be a poker blog and nothing to do with sexual endeavors or bloggers that I meet, or too much other unneccasry stuff so I'll leave my readers, who adore poker, with a hand history, so as not to lose them in the future.

Full Tilt Poker Game #7143851760: Table Valley View - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:41:24 ET - 2008/07/08
Seat 1: coke99 ($73.45), is sitting out
Seat 2: 1SGDavis ($59.40)
Seat 3: MiamiDon ($53.55)
Seat 4: Aarand ($98.60)
Seat 5: ThomAces ($47.30)
Seat 6: Jazzamaru ($114.95)
Seat 7: m0riZ0riZ0r ($10)
Seat 8: che_ram ($44)
Seat 9: umber427 ($1.75)
che_ram posts the small blind of $0.25
umber427 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MiamiDon [Th 2s]
1SGDavis folds
MiamiDon folds
Aarand folds
ThomAces folds
Jazzamaru folds
m0riZ0riZ0r folds
che_ram calls $0.25
umber427 checks
*** FLOP *** [3h 3d 8c]
che_ram checks
umber427 checks
*** TURN *** [3h 3d 8c] [5d]
che_ram checks
umber427 checks
*** RIVER *** [3h 3d 8c 5d] [4c]
che_ram checks
umber427 checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
che_ram shows [6c 9d] a pair of Threes
umber427 shows [6h Ad] a pair of Threes
umber427 wins the pot ($0.95) with a pair of Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1 | Rake $0.05
Board: [3h 3d 8c 5d 4c]
Seat 1: coke99 is sitting out
Seat 2: 1SGDavis didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: MiamiDon didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Aarand didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: ThomAces didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Jazzamaru didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: m0riZ0riZ0r (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: che_ram (small blind) showed [6c 9d] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 9: umber427 (big blind) showed [6h Ad] and won ($0.95) with a pair of Threes

Power poker at it's finest. Would anyone have played this differently?

Peace out, blow up the Middle East, let a pro win the ME, and go McCain.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008


For those who enjoyed the Skillz series it's back...

Tonight is Omaha O/8 in which I'm sure Bayne will be the favorite.

Chip is taking over as host replacing the vanished KOD. Let's hope the Skillz will be revived as I know there are a lot of players who like taking a break from push monkey poker.

I've been dabbling in baseball betting lately after a successful run at Euro '08 and check out these two beauties I had last night.

Washington +132
Baltimore -102

Both teams led going into the 9th, both closers gave up sole HRs that tied the game, both teams lost in the 10th. Fucking runner runner in baseball too. I run so goot.

Hope everyone is running well and making lots of loot.