Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Week One

HAHAHAHAHA. Another gem from the boys at Kissing Suzy Kolber. These sports fan lettahs are priceless.

The big question now is do we hear more about Tommy Brady's knee injury or how fucking good everyone things the Dallas Cowboys are. I say push.

Vince Young needs a shrink huh? Nah, he's got his mommy. Now I'm not sure if this guy is a head case or not but man is he a shitty QB. Jeff Fisher is a top three coach in the NFL and that defense is a FORCE, imagine if they had a QB?

Teams that are good who showed up
Philly- A healthy McNabbs could lead them to the Super Bowl
Pittsburgh- Strong on both sides of the ball. Watch out.
Dallas- Must be nice to have 12 seconds to throw the ball

Teams that were suppose to be good that didn't show up
Indy- should be fine once Peyton gets some reps
San Diego- I see another bad ending for the 32 consecutive year
Jacksonville- major injuries on OL

Teams you really don't want on your schedule
Buffalo- Solid offense, defense, and special teams.
Carolina- Tough nasty OL and DL. A healthy Delhomme is the key. Just ask SD.
New Orleans- High powered offense and just enough Defense

Still not sold on but could impress
NY Giants- tough defense, still not sold on Manning
Denver- looked impressive but it was the Raiders
Chicago- reminded me of two years ago. Forte and defense impressive.
Tennessee- Fantastic coach and defense. Is the Vince Young injury a blessing in disguise.
Green Bay. Good start from Rodgers. Lots of talent on both sides of the ball
NY Jets- Favre is a donkey but the Jets did spend $100M upgrading. Not sold on Mangini.

Teams 1-0 but don't get your hopes up
Arizona- One playoff win in 60 years
Baltimore- Still a tough defense but offensive issues
Atlanta- Impressive debuts by Ryan and Turner. Still in for a long season

Teams where fans have hope but I see not living up to the billing
Minnesota- no pass offense, no pass defense and a brutal schedule
Tampa- see above
Cleveland- no defense brutal schedule
Seattle- weak division but way too many injuries this early
Houston- overrated QB and a nasty division

Almost time to stick a fork in after one week
Miami- only way is up after 1-15
Cincinnati- need a new GM, coach, players, city, etc.
KC- Herm Edwards blows as does Carl Peterson
Oakland- Until Al Davis dies this team will suck
Detroit- 34 points to Atlanta. Looks like back-to-back 32nd ranked defense
Washington- Zorn looks lost. Two minute drill anyone?
St Louis- Another three win season?
San Francisco- Nolan stinks.

See ya next year
Patriots- no explanation needed

Actually going to go play some $1/2 at MGM for old times sake today then meeting Drew's Pop for dinner so no Mookie for me tonight.

4 Comments:

At 3:04 PM, Blogger lightning36 said...

Bears win was a shock to all Bear fans who watched a terrible defense in the pre-season. Forte's 50-yard run hiked up his stats, but I guess most good runners usually break at least one good one in a game to make the total yardage look good. Don't bet the farm on these guys yet.

 
At 10:05 PM, Blogger Ignatious said...

damnit, don't blame the city for the bengals shittiness!

cincy ain't st louis -- if our team leaves we'll never get one back.

 
At 11:34 AM, Blogger StB said...

The Pats catching points against the Jets doesn't intrigue you?

 
At 3:43 PM, Blogger Laura said...

CUNT!

 

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