Thursday, October 16, 2008

They're in the Gate

I thought there were 32 teams in the NFL? If you watch NFL Network or ESPN you would certainly think the Dallas Cowboys were in a league all their own?

Give me 62.5/37.5 they don't even make the playoffs. Any bets?

And giving up the King's ransom for Roy Williams another malcontent Diva at WR? The guy has played one full season, his top total in catches are 82 with his next highest at 64 and he's only had one 1000 yard season. Fuck, Detroit without Matt Millen has already made better moves (one) in two weeks than Millen made in six years.

First of all why would the Skippys with the sweaters tied on their backs be cooking ostrich burgers in the parking lot? They would certainly be in the club seats eating the buffet and drinking wine or scotch.

Secondly, if they were, and this is a big stretch, cooking ostrich burgers in the parking lot while tailgating, I can confidently say they would not, under any curcumstances, be without hot and shallow women, and they would certainly not have an ice cold cooler of Miller Low Life.

Has anyone ever drank Miller Low Life? When I was down and out I used to beg, borrow, or steal...or roll pennies, to buy $0.99 40 oz. of that shit. And I wasn't eating ostrich burgers either.

The Matrix SnGs on FTP. Genius. What they are doing with that is keeping the money in play while collecting the same rake over and over and over. If anyone is any good at SnGs, why would they fuck up their ROI on gimmick shit? Seriously, do the math.

Did anyone realize that this blogger did National Commercials? 13 seconds in and you'll see everybody's friend pushing his kids.



Bad week in football but I tried the track lately for a tune up to the Breeders Cup and so far so good. Handicapping horses long term is dead end but for a couple weeks let's see if I can find some winners.

Any of the Southern California crew heading to Santa Anita for the Breeders Cup? Perhaps a road trip?

Keep winning.

5 Comments:

At 2:57 AM, Blogger $mokkee said...

the NFL is week to week much like the stock market is day to day.

3 wks ago everyone was on the NFC West's nuts then the top 3 teams lose as favorites. Elijah and Romeo are hurting. This is the first year in a while where there's no clear favorite in either league.

we may end up with a Bills / Cardinals superbowl. that's almost as hideous as a D-Rays / Phillies W.S.

 
At 11:07 AM, Blogger lightning36 said...

ESPN only believes that certain teams exist: Yankees, Red Sox, Cowboys, a few select others. What can you expect from a station that spawned Keith Olbermann?

 
At 3:27 PM, Blogger Hammer Player a.k.a Hoyazo said...

Hmmm. I still think the 'Boys will find a way into the playoffs. At 5 to 3 that bet is getting interesting.

Very well said about the Matrix sng's. What a rake grab. I love how people don't get it and just throw their money away by playing every new gimmick that comes along. The only way that shit makes sense is if you were going to four-table anyways, and if you're just not very profitable at sng's. You pay the rake four times instead of just once, and in exchange for that added cost, you get a flattened-out prize structure for the sng's you play.

I only know one or two people who deliberately seek out flat-payout structured sng's. And we all know why they do that, cuz there's only one reason anyone would.

Go Philliesssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 
At 8:44 AM, Blogger goooooood girl said...

i like......

 
At 12:57 AM, Blogger $mokkee said...

some people should check their sharkscope ROI% before talking smack about flat sng payout structures.

 

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