Monday, December 22, 2008

AFC East Champions?

Let's talk some NFL.

How about those Miami Dolphins baby. Gutted out a win in the -12 wind chill of Arrowhead Stadium and now play the Jets with a shot to win and go from 1-15 to 11-5 and AFC East Champions. Chad Pennington has been a huge addtion and the players have certainly downed the Kool-Aid and bought into Tony Sparano toughness.

Too bad the Jets, Gag Green, chokers like their buddies the Mets, didn't get the job done to make it a winner take all game. Losing 3-4 leaves them needing to beat Miami and somehow having the Pats lose to the Bills to get in. I can't imagine a better scenario than Miami smoking the Jets and kncoking both them and the Patriots out of the playoffs.

Yesterday was an interesting day and I was amazed at which teams showed up and which teams shit the bed.

Philly, Denver, New York Jets, Tampa, and Minnesota fans should be sick to their stomachs. All your teams are horribly coached and acted as if they were playing a preseason game and not a game where a playoff game was in the balance.

Philly. Time to say good bye to Reid and McNabb. Enough choking already after eight years.

Denver. Shanahan is a moron. Rode Elway to two Super Bowls since then squat. See ya donkey.

Jets. Favre has been washed up for at least five years and Mangini is just another horrible coach ala Herm Edwards. Thanks for Pennington btw.

Tampa. Watching their offense makes me vomit. Dink and Dump. Dink and Dump. From 9-3 to three straight loses. They still may back door into the playoffs if Philly beats Dallas but it's time for Chucky to go.

Minnesota. Down right awful. 7 fumbles, 4 of which they lost. That kid at QB Jackson flat out sucks. They have no shot to win win him and unless the Giants rest players and gift them the game next week they'll be home again for the playoffs. Let's not mention the biased judge letting all the dopers play out the season.

Don't even get me started on those pussies from Arizona who should have just cancelled the flight to Boston and stayed home. That was an absolute embarrassment and I have no respect for anyone on that team. Not one player gave a fuck about playing in the cold and snow and it was a total unprofessional performance. Bet early and often against them in the playoffs.

Who did show up? Miami of course, Atlanta, and San Diego.

For San Diego to be down 21-3 a week ago to Kansas Shitty then come back and win that, to destroy Tampa and now to have Denver at home and as 9 point favorites for the AFC West Championship. I hate San Diego and all they ghey fans but that team did not quit when their backs were to the wall. They beat Denver then they'll host Indy in the first round of the playoffs which should be a war based on those two teams history. Enjoy the next two weeks at the games Dollarsign and Tina.

Atlanta has to be the 2nd best story in the NFL other than Miami. What a turnaround and that kid Matt Ryan is an absolute stud. They might still wind up with a number 2 seed and a first round bye and they are a team built for the playoffs.

The games should be awesome next week. I can't wait.

Are there any horse racing fans out there? This Friday there will be two huge pick six carryovers. Aquaduct has a carryover of $159,027 that should get bet up over $1M and Hawthorne has a two day carryover of $227,137 which should also get up over $1M. Yes they are longshots but they are worth a couple tickets for life changing money.

Has anybody else put money on Ultimate Bet yet after reading Chad and Hoy kill those DS MTTs. The structures look too awesome and their results have been outstanding. Definitely something to consider.

Been cold and overcast in Vegas and it sucks. I'm used to seeing the sun every day I'm really missing the 80 degrees of Florida right now.


At 2:35 PM, Blogger Mondogarage said...

Awesome turn of events for the Fish, and there's nothing I'd love to see more than for them to be the ONLY AFC East team in the playoffs this yet.

But even if they don't manage to win next weekend, Sparano HAS to be coach of the year.

Great developments for the team I followed my whole childhood in Miami and beyond. Fingers crossed, but 2009 is looking good in any event.

At 5:43 PM, Blogger BWoP said...

I hate my team. I don't even know if I can watch the game next week.

Who am I kidding.

I can't NOT watch.

At 8:44 PM, Blogger Derek McG said...

the Jets suck moose cock. Never thought I'd say it but . . . bring back Chad!!!

At 8:45 PM, Blogger Derek McG said...

oh yeah . . . fire Mangini now!

At 2:16 AM, Blogger jjok said...

dude, a healthy pennington is huge. Awesome to see that whole team turnaround in a single year.

And if the pats don't get in? Bonus......

At 3:36 PM, Blogger Alan aka RecessRampage said...

I guess the Steelers aren't even worth mentioning... we just can't win in TN. I think we lost like the 7 of the last 8 times we've been there (or something similar to that). Ghey to the max.


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