Lucky at...
Losing bet on the Bengals $55
Losing bet on Portland $110
Losing bet on Philly $165
Getting laid on a first date by a very sexy younger woman who loves Kamikazes, insists on picking up the bar tab, who doesn't smoke, and who is sleeping in my bed thoroughly satisfied with a big smile as I write this...PRICELESS.
Hope I get laid again in the morning and that I can also pick some winners and make some money back.
Little does she know another one of my talents will be a fantastic breakfast in bed.
I hate the Jets and the Cowboys.

2 Comments:
Hope you picked against the Cheatriots at least today bro.
And got laid, hard.
Remember the dream I had about a "He Said/She Said" blog? Should we start now???
It does sound like you're staying warm!!!
After the Rams, Dolphins and Kurt Warner,
Cowboys Kick Ass!!!
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