Friday, May 14, 2010

King James

TGIF, or same old same old depending on your view.

Did you know that there are only four people that play sports? Yup. LeBron, Tiger, Tim Tebow, and Brett Favre. That's it man, nobody else is worth two shits if you are competing with those four...clowns.

Boston upsets Cleveland at about +300. Huge upset since all the analysts/idiots picked Cleveland to win it all since they have one of the Big Four LeBron but nope, the old cagey vets from Boston have a different idea and they spank Cleveland in Six. So instead of any Celtics props, or how well they played, or how spectacular their game plan was, or how fantastic their coach is, we get to hear where is LeBron going to play next year. Yup, LeBron of the zero rings, the guy who ends every single season with a loss, yup on of the Big Four Donkeys. Anyway, let's hope for a two good Conference Finals.

As awesome as I thought the Cardinals were going to be, they have holes. No clutch hitting, a suspect bullpen, and their minimum priced fill-ins aren't getting it done. Sure they should still win the NL Central but in a short series when pitching dominates, they could be in trouble. Teams will pitch around Pujols and force Holliday to beat them and from what I've seen of Holliday since he was traded last July, he can't hit in the clutch. A long way to go so time to shore up those holes so we'll see.

Be careful what you wish for. I faded away in the Mookie on Wednesday since I didn't get any AA or KK to get snapped off. So instead I got total shit cards and stole a few pots to stay afloat then faded away in the mid-20s. Ghey fucking tournaments? Nope. I think I'm going to get that TOC seat this week. I think I'm also going to play in the Mini FTOPS Main Event on Sunday. Sure there will be about 15,000 entrants (I refuse to use runners, it's so utterly British and ghey) but wtf, 7500 chips and 12 minute levels maybe I'll luckbox my way deep in that biatch. Fuck somebody is going to win a hundred fifty large, might as well be my unlucky ass.

Hey Waffles did you rent that cool ass bachelor pad with the queen sized air mattress yet? Get to it lad.

Nothing else to report.


At 12:48 PM, Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Dude where is your story man! You tease your fans on the table with this awesome story.. even have Josie waiting for it.. then nada..

No pad yet. Plans in the works.

At 1:02 PM, Blogger Schaubs said...

Waffles is certainly no lad.

Isn't lad British?

At 1:47 AM, Blogger Josie said...

Fuck LeBron and go Celtics! Frigging Bruins squander a 3-0 lead dammit!


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